Are You the WORST?

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When is it best to be the worst? When a $3500 office furniture makeover is on the line! Together with our long-time partners Lindsey’s Office Furniture, Satori Marketing is proud to announce the launch our new campaign, “My ‘_______’ Has the Worst Office Furniture EVER.” We’re happy to sponsor the short-term humiliation of your coworkers for the greater good: getting you off of their dilapidated chairs.


The campaign is already off to an embarrassing start for many Houstonians. We at Satori International HQ have been amazed by all the metal folding chairs, ancient upholstery, and desks that aren’t fit for a college dorm room. Like Superman, Lindsey’s Office Furniture is swooping in to save the day. Know anyone whose furniture is beyond its last leg? Nominate them at


In addition to the grand prize winner, there are weekly and monthly winners whose tragic furniture earns them either a Visa gift card or a new office chair worth $500. There’s no doubt the grand prize winner’s office life will change forever. Make them owe you one for a lifetime, and nominate somebody today!

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